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So, I believe that trust is earned. Because of that I'm offering up the name Tonelice, sounds catchy, right? I thought it did. TONE-E-LEASH. Or TONE-E-LEASE, whichever. This is the part of the story where the content becomes attractive and lures the fish in with hook and bait. Wait for it... Sorry, no fishing rod and no bait. All I've got is me. If I'm lucky I'll catch a carnivorous fish and won't have a need for a rod or bait. Piranha to the rescue! Let's move on. I'm HUMAN. Humble. Unshaken. Mangled. Apathetic. Narcissistic. No, no, no, I'm just human. I feel, I get angry and I do everything like everyone else. But by no means am I like anyone else. I'm probably the most eccentric person you'll meet... in my eyes! And I really even think that even though English is my native language, it makes me nowhere near a master at it. I think that goes for everyone. To say that I was a master of my native language I'd have to travel the world over learning other dialects and drilling them into my head. Which actually would be fun. I wonder what type of mangled confusion of speech would come from that venture. If nothing else, it'd be a good parlor trick to amuse guests. Maybe imitate voice tone. Moving on. I don't worry about what people think. Or at least I don't think I do not worry about what people think. Crazy? A little. But I've got my head on straight in other places. There's the stuff about me. Now, to go mine my MySpace page for all of the interests 'n stuff. Or some, anyway. General interests: Anything automotive, reading useless technical material (sometimes struggling to understand and sometimes getting it right off the bat), driving aimlessly and improving my driving ability. The better the driver; The less chance of an accident. No tickets yet. Don't plan on getting any. Music: Country, Rock and Roll, Metal, Pop, Rap, Alternative and more. Probably will list specifics when I feel that it's necessary or just for fun. Movies: Gone In Sixty Seconds, The Great Gatsby, The Dukes of Hazzard, Shooter, Assassins, Take the Lead and so on and so on. I'd list the rest, but I imagine that people aren't looking for the rest of what I have listed. Probably bore you to death. And I won't be held responsible for your boredom doing you in! No sirree! My hobbies? Anything... literally. I have lines that I draw, but I don't care if people consider me homosexual for liking certain things. For example, I bought a purple pair of glasses because I wanted to see the reaction from people on the street with a guy of my stature wearing them. Amusing. I guess the automotive industry IS my hobby. There are others. Target practice (yes, with REAL guns), but that doesn't make me a bad person. I shoot at targets. Turns out I'm good at it, so I'm keeping it up. But I really want to find a .22 pistol to practice with. I've been practicing with a 770 as of late. It's a little bit of a drive to get out there, but even with three hours sleep, it's no problemo! My likes? People. Some people. Others just irritate me. If you can figure out what type of person I am from reading up until this point, then you know which ones irritate me; bullies. Of course, I guess people think size gives you the right to push over those littler than you. Yuck. Dislikes? Liars! Well, I also don't like people who say sorry constantly. Because someone who doesn't know the value of sorry doesn't feel the remorse of the action in the first place. Not a lot of likes and dislikes. And this, my friends, ends my inane tangent. Overall, I'm a good natured person when I want to be and a jerk when I have to be. But I believe in tit for tat. You're good to me, I'll be good to you. This is and will always be my philosophy. Love it or hate it. How 'bout it? Want to know a strange American to make your life funnier?